Rick and Morty is known for being really funny with original material, but its very special that you hear something outrageous and crazy, but its real dialog that took place. This is one of those cases, with Justin Roland releasing Defendant Rick & Judge Morty, an animatic having Rick & Morty act out a real live court reading.
Justin roiland reads an actual court transcript from Georgia (word for word) in the voices of rick and morty. an animatic shown at san diego. video shot by http://deranged-black-kitten.tumblr.com/
heres the original transcript: https://imgur.com/a/skffp